injured memes
- “ oh my god what happened? ”
- “ you’re bleeding! why are you bleeding? ”
- “ who did this to you? ”
- “ that’s… a lot of blood ”
- “ i think… it’s broken ”
- “ can you move? does it hurt? ”
- “ we need to get you to a hospital ”
- “ what are you talking about? this is not just a scratch ”
- “ it’s just a scratch ”
- “ it’s nothing, i’m totally fine ”
- “ that’s not supposed to bend that way ”
- “ what the hell did you do? ”
- “ don’t you pass out on me ”
- “ i’m just so tired ”
- “ hey, whoa, you alright there? ”
- “ i just need to sit down for a minute ”
- “ let me carry you ”
- “ it won’t stop bleeding! ”
- “ you’re gonna be just fine, i promise ”
- “ hey! i said stay awake! ”
- “ tell me what hurts ”
- “ does it hurt when i do this? ”
- “ ow! that hurts! ”
- “ i’m fine, i can walk, just give me a minute ”
- “ it was an accident ”
Send “STOP PRETENDING TO BE OK!” for my muse’s reaction to yours yelling this at them
friends with benefits sentence starters:
- “what are we, nerds trying to look at boobies?”
- “i’m your boss, give me your pants.”
- “i love that outfit, you look so sexy in that.”
- “i’m fully aware of your allergies.”
- “here’s an idea, next time, instead of being late, just shit on my face.”
- “you said i was your soulmate.”
- “work doesn’t reassure you that liking a finger up your ass doesn’t make you gay.”
- “but you’re actually really emotionally damaged.”
- “you have really big eyes and it freaks me out sometimes.”
- “why do relationships start off so fun, and then turn into suck a bag of dicks?”
- “i’m just gonna’ shut myself down emotionally.”
- “i’m gonna’ change your life. i’m that girl.”
- “i could post a video of me mixing cake batter with my boobs and it would get eight million hits.”
- “what are you, a gazelle?”
- “don’t be the guy who shit the bed.”
- “puppy dog eyes. nice touch.”
- “wanna’ get this guy out of my face before i break his fucking skull?”
- “you don’t fucking know me man.”
- “i took his virginity.”
- “does the carpet match the drapes?”
- “run gazelle! run!”
- “i have this thing at work. it’s called google.”
- “if you tell anyone about this i will rip your ears off and staple them to your neck.”
- “everyone in this city seems really violent.”
- “do you want to get your shit out of my car or what?”
- “go and fuck a dick.”
- “i’d love to take you out one night and trawl for cock.”
- “we can tear this shit up.”
- “hey, no skin. more pipe for me.”
- “you sure you’re not gay?”
- “i’m not fucking asking you out i swear to god.”
- “god, you’re such a girl.”
- “girl, you are preaching to the congregation.”
- “this shit is amazing.”
- “i love that sunsets make you cry.”
- “i wish my life was a movie sometimes.”
- “god, i miss sex.”
- “hold me, let’s spend the rest of our lives together.”
- “i don’t even know if i find you attractive.”
- “i do have a thing for jerks.”
- “i liked your eyes. i didn’t think i’d ever seen such big beautiful eyes.”
- “and your lips, yeah, i thought you might be a good kisser.”
- “you swear you don’t want anything from me other than sex?”
- “you have a bible app?”
- “no relationship. no emotions. just sex.”
- “come on, okay, you’re beautiful. you have nothing to be insecure about.”
- “that is way too emotionally supportive and you need to just lock that down.”
- “your ass is a little bony.”
- “i sneeze sometimes after i come.”
- “feet gross me out. daddy issues.”
- “what are you trying to do, dig your way to china?”
- “nobody wants to fuck obama.”
- “what are you my fucking therapist now?”
- “every time you curse, you blink. like your body’s rejecting the word.”
- “as a sign of rebellion, you got a tattoo.”
- “harry potter doesn’t make you gay!”
- “my butt is cramping can you grab a pillow?”
- “do you feel manly now?”
- “are you pooping?”
- “all you have at home is drinkable yoghurt.”
- “it was like talking to dirt.”
- “i’m starving, you got any gin?”
- “i’ve turned down more tail than you’ll ever have.”
- “me likes cock, so i’m strickily dickily.”
- “i’ve been in love, i went down that rabbit hole.”
- “one day, you will meet someone and it will literally take your breath away. like no oxygen in yours lungs. like a fish.”
- “i told him you were my gay best friend.”
- “he smells like a girl.”
- “the sneak out. how incredibly cliché of you.”
- “no, go fuck yourself.”
- “trust me, you don’t suck in bed.”
- “forget the douche, he’s a dick. he’s a dickdouche.”
- “get your feet off my bed, they’re disgusting.”
- “we’re one of these crazy families that don’t lie to eachother, pbs is doing a documentary on us.”
- “nobody cares, you sound like an asshole.”
- “i just need you to be my friend right now.”
- “okay, so i’ll listen to you while you give me a handjob.”
- “i’m a magician, not a wizard. you and your gay harry potter.”
- “you can’t deny going to hogwarts would be life changing.”
- “all that matters is how you look at him.”
- “i haven’t seen you this dumb since you got that candy corn tattoo.”
- “you wanna’ be happy? find someone you like and never let them go.”
- “are you pissed off at me because i didn’t cuddle?”
- “i actually thought you were different.”
- “with friends like you who needs friends?”
- “i have the perfect body for photoshop.”
- “my prince charming? you.”
- “if you even think there’s a chance she might be it, fix it.”
- “if i ever see you again, i’ll crush your earlobes and make soup stock out of them.”
- “it’s some prince charming shit though, right?”
- “i want my best friend back, because i’m in love with her.”
- “on one condition. kiss me.”
Things I’ve said while very tired {Sentence Starters}
- “You need to do the sleep. I need to do the sleep.”
- “I don’t think that’s supposed to do that thing, is it?”
- “Well, whatever floats your goat, friend.”
- “This game tears families apart… I get to be the racecar!”
- “I want one of those. I’ll ride it into battle.”
- “It needs to not be cute. That’s not even fair. It’s not.”
- “You can fight my face, then.”
- “Stop laughing at my incompetence, that’s rude!”
- “Yes, I just put the mayonnaise in the cabinet. Don’t judge me.”
- “My hands stopped handing an hour ago.”
- “Have you ever wondered about frogs? Just… frogs?”
- “Sleep is for the WEAK! —- And I am the weak, apparently.”
- “I’m not tired. YOU’RE tired.”
- “I could wrestle a bear if I wanted to!”
- “I’m ready to fight! I’m not sure who I’m fighting, yet, but — !”
- “Can I boop your nose? Just a little boop?”
- “Can I just sleep here tonight? Walking to my room requires effort.”
- “I might be barely conscious, but I’m still the winner!”
- “It’s three am and I’m making a bagel. Clearly, I have my life together.”
- “Am I trying to science this show, again? I am, aren’t I?”
three word starters
- “i’ll do it.”
- “please just don’t.”
- “i hate you.”
- “i love you.”
- “you love me?”
- “please stop it.”
- “i can’t breathe.”
- “just go away.”
- “you’re an ass.”
- “you’re a bitch.”
- “don’t leave me!”
- “don’t walk away.”
- “stay with me.”
- “i’m begging you…”
- “for fucks sake…”
- “clean this up!”
- “please kiss me.”
- “get off me!”
- “you are despicable.”
- “are you okay!?”
- “don’t do this.”
- “please shut up.”
- “are you drunk?”
- “don’t forget me.”
Send me “HC” + a word and I’ll write a headcanon about it.
cuddly / platonic-ish memes
- “your feet are cold.”
- “movies are made for watching, not for asking questions.”
- “you’re hogging the blankets!”
- “we should cuddle… for warmth.”
- “is that your hand on my leg?”
- “scoot over.”
- “can we watch something else? this is scary.”
- “are you shivering?”
- “if you start snoring, i won’t be responsible for what happens to you.”
- “did you eat all the popcorn?”
- “your hair keeps getting in my face.”
- “are you even wearing pants??”
- “stop kicking me!”
- “you’re a good pillow.”
- “do i look like a foot-rest to you?”
- “do i look like a pillow to you?”
- “i’m cold.”
- “why can’t you ever just lay still?”
send me questions you have about my character!
anything and everything. favorites. thoughts on people, on events. what they would do in a certain situation. how things would be different if something had/hadn’t happened. simple questions, complex questions. have at it!
natasha, pierre, & the great comet of 1812 lyrics sentence starters.
act 1 // act 2.
- ❝ there’s a war going on out there somewhere. ❞
- ❝ ____ isn’t here. ❞
- ❝ this is all in your program, you are at the opera. ❞
- ❝ chandeliers and caviar; the war can’t touch us here. ❞
- ❝ it’s dawned on me suddenly and for no obvious reason that i can’t go on living as i am. ❞
- ❝ i used to be better. ❞
- ❝ i drink too much. ❞
- ❝ i never thought that i’d end up like this. i used to be better. ❞
- ❝ and the women, they all pity me, ‘cuz i’m married but not in love. ❞
- ❝ you empty and stupid contented fellows, satisfied with your place! i’m different from you, i’m different from you, i still want to do something! ❞
- ❝ or do you struggle too? i pity you, i pity me, i pity you. ❞
- ❝ how beautiful you looked in the snow. ❞
- ❝ i love you, trust no one but you. ❞
- ❝ he’ll be the family’s saving grace. ❞
- ❝ but it’s not nice to enter a family against a father’s will. one wants to do it peacefully and lovingly. ❞
- ❝ i’ve aged, i’ve aged so very much. ❞
- ❝ all my friends are dead. ❞
- ❝ time is moving, it’s now or never! my fate is slipping past me. ❞
- ❝ i’ve abandoned the hope of getting married. ❞
- ❝ it’s my money and i’ll throw it where i want. ❞
- ❝ i disgust myself. ❞
- ❝ i know they’ll like me — they can’t help but like me — everyone has always liked me! there is no reason for them not to like me. ❞
- ❝ from the first glance i do not like ____. ❞
- ❝ i am not afraid of anyone! ❞
- ❝ is that the truth? i think it is not convenient to speak of that now. ❞
- ❝ what have i said, what have i done? ❞
- ❝ first time i heard your voice, moonlight burst into the room — and i saw your eyes, and i saw your smile, and the world opened wide. ❞
- ❝ you are so good for me. ❞
- ❝ i love you, i love you, i love you, i love you, i love you! ❞
- ❝ i’ll never be this happy again. ❞
- ❝ we’ve done this all before — we were angels once, don’t you remember? joy and life inside our souls, and nobody knows, just you and me. it’s our secret. ❞
- ❝ i’ve never felt like this before. ❞
- ❝ they’re looking at me, they’re talking about me — they all like me so much. ❞
- ❝ so beautiful, what a charming young girl! so enchanting. ❞
- ❝ there’s a woman one should stay far away from. ❞
- ❝ oh, i’d tickle you all if i could! ❞
- ❝ he moved with a swagger which would have been ridiculous had he not been so good - looking. ❞
- ❝ no one else is here, no one else can see us. ❞
- ❝ smile at me, gaze straight into my eyes. ❞
- ❝ everything is dark, obscure, and terrible! ❞
- ❝ drink with me, my love, for there’s fire in the sky, and there’s ice on the ground; either way, my soul will die. ❞
- ❝ keep drinking, old man. drink the whole night through. ❞
- ❝ all i care for is gaiety and women and there’s no dishonor in that! ❞
- ❝ god, to think i married a man like you. ❞
- ❝ here’s to the health of married women and their lovers! ❞
- ❝ how dare you touch her? ❞
- ❝ you can’t love her! ❞
- ❝ oh, a duel! yes, this is what i like, ❞
- ❝ just show me where to go and tell me when to shoot. ❞
- ❝ you are a fool. ❞
- ❝ he will never come, or something will happen to me before he does. ❞
- ❝ i suffer more now than before. ❞
- ❝ am i guilty? ❞
- ❝ oh, how she blushes, my pretty! ❞
- ❝ you are such a lovely thing, oh where have you been? ❞
- ❝ a woman with a dress is a frightening and powerful thing. ❞
- ❝ i am seized by feelings of vanity and fear, there is no barrier between us. ❞
- ❝ i don’t know good from bad. i’m so frightened. ❞
- ❝ you are enchanting. ❞
- ❝ don’t say such things. i am betrothed, i love another. ❞
- ❝ don’t speak to me of that when i tell you that i am madly, madly in love with you! ❞
- ❝ is it possible that i should never see you again? ❞
- ❝ but i love you — of that there is no doubt. how else could all this have happened? how else could we have kissed? ❞
- ❝ i will love you, ____. i’ll do anything for you. ❞
- ❝ i’ll do anything for you. ❞
